Grandma was pretty sleepy and grumpy until @carsonlau1 offered to feed her some pistachio pound cake. Okay, diva. 🙄
Winter beach is best beach.
*Book of Love by The Magnetic Fields comes on*. @mpearljones: "Is this your karaoke song?" The answer isn't a no, Pearl.
I'm just a good old country boy. And when I say that, I mean a pampered city boy that likes driving to nature, staying in an Airbnb, doing a 30 min hike, taking a picture for Instagram, and then driving back to civilization in my mid-sized sedan rental car while listening to NPR podcasts.
"if you like these neon motel signs so much, why don't you marry one?" MAYBE I WILL, THE INTERNET.
I love going to dim sum with family, but it means that I have to block out the rest of the day doing absolutely nothing because eating all these dumplings and noodles just makes me want to nap all day.
San Francisco has changed a lot since I left 8 years ago, but the neighborhoods that I grew up in (The Outer Sunset and Richmond) have remained largely the same: Foggy, quiet, and populated by grumpy Russian-Jewish and Chinese grandmas.