thefatjewish @thefatjewish
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CALL ME KIM CARBDASHIAN 🚨MAJOR BEHAVIOR SIRIUSXM CHANNEL 52 THURSDAYS 3-5 EST🚨EMAILIO.ADDRESSTEVEZ@GMAIL.COM
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CALL ME KIM CARBDASHIAN 🚨MAJOR BEHAVIOR SIRIUSXM CHANNEL 52 THURSDAYS 3-5 EST🚨EMAILIO.ADDRESSTEVEZ@GMAIL.COM
MEGHAN MARKLE WENT FROM HANGING OUT WITH ME IN 2010 TO BEING AN ACTUAL LITERAL PRINCESS. STEP YOUR WHOLE MAN GAME UP.
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Priest: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? Cardi: MMMMMM OKURRRRR FRRRRR OOOOOUUU YIP YIP YAAAAA BRRRRATTT AYYYYYYY OKURRRRRRR
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IF I GO MORE THAN 8 HOURS WITHOUT BURATTA I START SHAKING AND BARFING AND CRYING (@charlieday)
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IT’S SO WEIRD TO SAY HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO YOUR MOM ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN SHE ISN’T ON ANY FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA
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ENJOY YOUR CAULIFLOWER RICE AT A DINNER PLANNED 3 WEEKS IN ADVANCE MOTHERFUCKERS (tw: @ryannhartley)
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THAT MAN NEEDS LEXIPRO, BAD. LIKE THE SAME AMOUNT THAT ANNA KENDRICK NEEDS A STYLIST. THE SAME AMOUNT THAT I NEED TO START EATING CAULIFLOWER RICE INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR RICE THAT GAVE ME THIS SHREK BODY (@drgrayfang)
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If you don’t poop with the door open when you’re together, it’s not real fucking love. -Maya Angelou (@wittyidiot)
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DUDE 🖤’S A BIG THICK BACKYARD. POOPITY SCOOP. (@theamericanizedfrench)
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