Remember that video where Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg try to make each other laugh? We just did that with @runmeb and @des_linden but the jokes had to be about running. Video coming later and here’s hoping this is merely the first of more. Des and Meb’s comedic timing is very underrated.
Dear Dante Clarkenhauer Pfotenkunst of the 1st Order of the Peanut — Congratulations on yet another successful two-toothed subtraction extraction. It is auspicious indeed for one as advanced in one’s teething as you are to lose multiple teeth in one day, and our records show that this is not the first time such an event has occurred in your young life. Though our enthusiasm is somewhat mitigated by the small cavity that molar TL07 displayed, we are nonetheless duly impressed by your mouth’s apparently intrinsic sense of timing and moreover commend you for wanting to save the tooth, as a reminder to continually improve upon your brushing skills as well as a warning against the potential strength of caramel candy. Teeth come in all shapes, sizes and stripes for a great variety of mouths, but they are all important to the health of their life-long host. We trust that you will continue to brush with deliberate rhythm, floss with inquisitive vigor and take pride in caretaking the very special set of teeth you have been bequeathed. Until the next time, we remain Dentastically yours, Tooth Fairies, Inc.