A bit of me dies inside every time I post another cyclist. I don't know why. Statistically there will be alot of pricks on two wheels, just as statistically there are alot of pricks on four. I just can't help the feeling that they're letting the side down.
So what are you up to??
What you don't see here is the long wheel base transit over my left shoulder. So matey boy has swerved in front of me as well as the big killer box in the middle of one of London's most dangerous roundabouts!
Letting the side down because now all cyclists do this. Obviously. Because the Daily Mail says so. Obviously. Pricks. Prick.
So many women wanna call me baby
And you wonder why the fuck that I ain't call you lately
Some would say that I'm the symbol for sex and uh
Others would hate, but I don't give 'em no breath
Go on a date, I'm at the crib with the chef and uh, that's me
And you could order whatever
The specialty is white snake and underwear sauce
You could probably catch me somewhere where the sun is next
And I understand that's only cause I'm popular
I'm getting topped off in the front row of the opera
As Bocelli sings the celly rings
I gotta go, you'll never know how good it feels to lay in bed with king
I'm not exactly flawless, but I'm gorgeous, just like a horse is
I know the thought of me succeeding makes a lot of people nauseous
Still I'm on the back of the boat taking pictures with the swordfish. #whiteboyfro#fuck#yougannalearntoday#skate#deathwish#black#purplehoodie#tiydye