If there was a way to have our #cellphones surgically implanted onto our faces, we'd do it. Here are elements of overheard cell phone #conversation which, to me, sound a bit sad, such as "I called you earlier today", and so on. Who is talking to whom? I don't know. Is the mouth on the woman talking? Is the #orifice on the muffin to the left, talking? I'll bet they are.