Happy birthday to the one guy that I can always irrationally blame when I forget my purse somewhere. Because you’ve traveled with me enough that you should know to look for it every time we exit any venue.
What a year it’s been! I would say “name a more iconic duo”, but you and I both know that @parishilton and @nicolerichie did it better in the early 2000’s.
To think that I wasn’t in your life this time last year must terrify you. Mostly because if it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t be wearing those YEEZY’S from off of Ye’s feet.
Admit it, Charlie, you feel cool.
In honor of your birthday I have ordered your new book from off of Amazon. But I want you to know that there’s no such thing as true altruism, and that I did that solely because there’s a full chapter on me in it.
I am also going to encourage my followers to do the same and put a link to it in my bio in case they want to read about how awesome I am.
It’s so weird. When I set out to write this post it was all about you and how amazing you are and how much I hope this next year is even better than the year before.
But now I’m mostly just wondering if the filter I picked for the 3rd pic makes my skin look too yellow.
Happy birthday @charliekirk1776!
Black People Don’t Have To Be Democrats.
BREAKING NEWS!!! We are so excited to announce that the President of United States will be speaking at our first ever Young Black Leadership Summit.
During a week when Kanye was VICIOUSLY smeared as a “token negro” on @CNN— this feels like a perfect way to remind them that BLACK PEOPLE DON’T HAVE TO BE LIBERALS.
In honor of this announcement, we are opening up 50 more spots in our application process. Apply now for your chance to go to the White House and hear from the POTUS directly.
WOW!! Tonight I was invited to speak, for the first time ever, at an HBCU.
It was an emotionally charged night. A lot of yelling, a lot of disrupting, but also a lot of thoughtful questions and reflection.
This is what it will take. Whether we like it or not, the black community is a FAMILY, and I am now demanding that this family gets put back together.
Thank you to all of the students that put this event on. The courage to take on new ideas and disrupt the patterns of monolithic thought is how we will move the ball forward.
Some day the remaining black Democrats will realize that white liberals literally view them as a means to feel better about themselves.
They pretend to stand by you because it makes them feel good to say “I once rescued a poor, pathetic black person”.
WE DEFENDED OUR MEN!!!!
What a blessing this confirmation has been to a much needed awakening amongst female voters.
These are our sons, our brothers, our fathers, and our husbands...
America will never allow the tactless efforts of smear and intimidation to bring us to our knees.
We will NEVER allow the shrieks of the Left to collapse the moral tenants of this Republic.
Congratulations, Brett Kavanaugh.
With the heart of a lion, you have confronted sheer evil and won.