If 2019 was for the 💔break, 2020 is for the 💔breaker’s. Right, Miley? ...(very psyched for you all to hear this one, whenever mama says it’s ok)
people seemed legit upset at the prospect of no more turtlenecks in 2020.
so i’ve reversed my stance. in fact, i’m going so hard on the rollnecks from now on,
i’m calling this decade “the roaring Turtles”—if that’s ok.
the ten’s was ill.
if anything summed up the whole surrealness of the past decade, it would be when i say out loud that i was the actual musical guest on Saturday Night Live not once but twice (thank u Bruno, thank u @mileycyrus xx), actually a third time if you wanna count when i guested with mother monster, my sister in song @ladygaga
i don’t want to humblebrag my way through the rest of the decade, so i will just say that as a lifelong comedy nerd/ @nbcsnl fanatic—that really was ridiculous to me.
2019 was full of love, joy, feelings, heartbreaks and sad bangers, and some happy ones.
the club heartbreaks were wonderful. i thank you for the wonderful way you embraced Late Night Feelings. and bringing in the new year at Hogmanay, Edinburgh with my scottish bredren (yup, grandma’s a scot/jew) with @danmerriweather couldn’t have been any more hyphy.
in 2020 i have a plan to lift up you aspiring DJ’s, producers, musicians, singers up and help shine a light on you. and this isn’t some B.S reality show, this is me hearing alot of talented folks on IG that i wanna help out somehow. shit’s been good to me but i always needed help and mentoring, hopefully i can give that back a little out here. so stay tuned…. i love you
p.s. turtlenecks are awesome. so are turtles but they are endangered, check
turtlesconservancy.org if you want to help preserve these beautiful creatures.
Last 🐢 neck of 2019. Let’s go 2020!
MERRY XMAS. My gift to u all is no more turtlenecks in 2020. Drop a 🐢 if ur into this xxx
Happy birthday to one of my favourite artists/intellects on this planet. Maybe my fave photo subject too. You were an old soul when I met you. Today, you’re a real life adult. Never minor. Always major (except when you’re writing those beautiful heartbreaking bangers). Xx
Did you know turtlenecks date back to the 15th Century? And in Australia, they’re referred to as skivvys?!? In America, skivvys are underwear...That’s crazy
And then there were three! Me @anderson._paak and my favourite wry Brooklynite @jimmykimmel. I truly love playing bass alongside this man (still got the 🩸 blister on my thumb a week later)
Thank U to my brother @iamgenhoshino for 2 amazing nights at Yokohama Arena. Your energy and your fans are truly the best. ARIGATO!!!!! Xx