picking my wedgie from my custom @bustedbrand latex suit the second I walked off stage. we fully LUBED THE SUIT right before I performed so it’d be shiny and my microphone was slipping out of my hand. ya girl was a walking condom.
uhmmmmm so I’m making my TV DEBUT with #Undrunk NExt WEEK ON @fallontonight and I’m FREAKING OUT. WHAT. @jimmyfallon please take a tequila shot with me since it’ll also be my birthday 💃🏼
to all my independent, badass, female identifying followers and friends, you 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 enough. you are worthy, you are valid and you are strong. every fucking day is international women’s day, but today is just a reminder to keep lifting each other up, knocking down doors and changing the world.. because it needs us 🚺🚺🚺
hit me with your best orange pun. i have high expectations