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It’s not just you. He looks like a lesbian dental hygienist named Sharon hiking on her weekend off.
I AM GOING TO BE LATE, MOST LIKELY BECAUSE OF WHO I AM AS A PERSON
I JUST WANT NOBODY TO FUCKING TALK TO ME WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY EVERYONE IS TALKING TO ME, WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED? (tw:
Top 3 songs to watch drunk white people sing (by sing I mean scream) 1. This 2. Juicy by Biggie 3. Sweet Caroline
The consequences didn't matter, when you needed a new No Doubt song, YOU FUCKING NEEDED IT
You thought putting a giant belt in the middle of that dress would work, but NOPE.
you are a fucking visionary, you're like Magellan with a big ass chain
WHAT IS EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET OUTRAGED ABOUT TODAY?
I went to a gay wedding recently where they walked down the aisle to a harpist playing Sisqo's "Thong Song." It was fucking gorgeous. (tw:
I'm walking behind a Dutch family in New York City right now who is moving sooooo slow I want to punch them each in the back of the head individually.
This game was about as fun as watching Steve Buscemi aggressively floss his teeth after eating a lamb chop.
WHO WRITES FUCKING FORTUNE COOKIES? THIS SHOULD BE ONE (@unspirational)