portrayal: Jon Moxley
target(s): everyone in the royal rumble match
The camera turned on, revealing Jon Moxley in the corner of the room. He turned, a smirk on his face. "So, the Royal Rumble match is coming up, I guess. You know what that means." He let out a low chuckle and ran his hands through his hair. "From yours truly, it's gonna be a great night. For me, at least. Considering I'm gonna win." Jon laughed and turned so he was facing the wall. He rested his head against it and laughed even louder than he already was. "I feel bad for everyone else in the match, they're all gonna lose. Fuckin' losers." Jon turned back around quickly, stepping closer to the camera. He grinned, staring into it. "Unless they're all too pussy to show up." Jon smirked and leaned back, lighting up a cigarette. "Mm, you see, I'm not the good guy in this upcoming Royal Rumble. But I'm going to win. You can bet your ass I'm gonna win." He blew out the smoke that was in his mouth, another maniacal grin on his face. "Test me, motherfuckers." Jon said, leaning up to the camera before he turned. "I'm done, they get the point." He grumbled, puffing out more smoke before the screen went black.
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